Sumary of The Hot Girl Meal of Summer Has Left Me Hangry One cannot live on brine alone!:
- And while I delight in the presumed entertaining these beautiful people are having, I must publicly denounce the adoption of these small oysters as a meal of their own, especially when paired with several rounds of alcoholic beverages!
- On its Instagram, the caption Seafood Tower Friday’s, anyone?
- The closest I got was my father lovingly cracking clams open for me at a golden Corral, which I somehow digested without a trip to the emergency room.
- Its to-the-point and on-trend Instagram bio reads, a neighborhood bar serving ‘excellent’ martinis and seafood towers.